lets make it BELIEVABLERealistic take on peters inevitable trauma from the crap he has to deal with on a daily basisWill-they-won't-they, love triangle, relationships, and all the friendshipsAnd most importantly, my fav: *drumroll* a HECK ton of sarcasm.Give it a whirl, thisll be a fun one :). Tony Stark Acting as Harley Keener's Parental Figure. "But what's up with your accent?". Tony gently rested his other hand on top of Peters, trying his best to hide the fear on his face. Tony could feel Peters flesh, hot and sticky, adhering to his own skin as he did so. There was, of course May, Tony knew that he spoke German, Black Widow and Hawkeye knew about the Russian and Hyun-Ki along with Mee knew about Peter knowing Korean. Said Peter with more confidence in his voice.Tony just nodded and motioned Peter to sit next to him and told him," Its okay, but maybe next time tell me if you are not american. While Ant-Man and Wasp would've been nice, it's understandable that they didn't want have too big of a cast. screamed Peter gripping his ear hard and hitting him with his slipper in his hand looking like a one of those movie latin moms. Will something happen to then tear them apart? They left the school and started walking to their apartments. The Avengers were just amazed at how many languages the youngest one of the knew. Brad would just like to know who, exactly, Peters dad is. asked Clint smugly. Jameson style, but then again, Spider-Man always had the best pictures, because Peter Parker gave them in for a bit of extra money.There was some things you learn when youre in Peters line of business, and that is, how to calm down a rape victim, how to help a lost child who doesnt want help, who to punch harder than the rest, who are first time thieves, and that sometimes things like dont pull the knife out is a rule best ignored, (unless it was somewhere bad bad).You know Tonys too far gone from the vigilante line of work, when its Pepper Potts, who tells Tony that a broken nose is the least of Peters worries, even though she too freaks out about it. Where DUM-E is lonely, so four-year-old Peter crushes Avengers' meeting to tell his dad about this. "What're you doing? Mr. Stark wasn't buying it, however. He's my intern," Tony explained as he walked towards Pepper and Morgan's general direction. I didnt know you were so bad at baking, Mr. Stark. Peter giggled as Rhodey went on about the time Tony had tried baking a cake for Rhodeys birthday years ago. Work Search: how do you say fuck in italian? He just passed out, but his vitals are still reading okay. Helen reassured quickly. He couldn't wait so he could go to Mr.Stark's lab to update his suit as they had agreed. Rhodey gently placed one hand on his bouncing knee, not to make it still, but to let him know he was there. "Sure kid, Friday says she has all she needs." MY WALLS! Captain America stood tall and regal, nothing like the PSAs Peter had seen throughout his school years. Okay, so this is just a book of MCU (mostly Peter Parker centric) one shots with tropes you've read a thousand times. Peter is a Little Shit. After escaping Hydra's tight grasp, the dangerous female assassin was left with nothing. Comment and kudos are very much appreciated :) <3. If you proceed you have agreed that you are willing to see such content. They all soon realized how Peter understood their conversations in other languages and their faces made a scared expression wondering what he had heard of what they said secretly in other languages. 9 [deleted] 10 yr. ago A timer chimed and Tony stood to pull a sheet of cookies out of the oven. P.R.O.M.I.S.E Stark?. He slammed Steve's head on the table again. Then he saw May sitting on the couch giving him a glare and next to him was Tony Stark , in all his glory, with a confused face. Peter Benjamin-Edward Stark was murdered on a Friday. Peter leaned forward and coughed into his hand. Hed have to tell Mister-. I'm impressed. Rated teen just to be safe! "Hey kid, what's up?" Sounds like a plan to me, kid. Rhodey replied warmly. "Peter? Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (9), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types (8), Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure (12), Is that still a thing people say? The lock clicked and Peter pushed the door open. Rhodey..? He questioned. A following message sent him the coordinates he was supposed to go to. The meeting is not of an important enough time scale that you are not allowed in, so go ahead in." The only thing she had was a mission: Find out who she was before Hydra. First Clint dumped a bucket of glitter on him to wake up. The rest of the Rouges started at him in amazement. One-shots for Peter ParkerRequests: Open! "Peter said now gaining his normal british accent." Tony Stark loves to learn. This tag belongs to the Additional Tags Category. The only way to find out what itll do to him is to just have it done. He looked worriedly at Tony. But now in the calm, it felt . 52.2K. Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming) & Peter Parker, Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Peter Parker is the heir to Stark Industries, Peter Parker & Peter Parker & Peter Parker, There was only one of you until you split the world in two, Pepper Potts Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure. Friday gave him the directions and Peter followed them, texting Mj on the way. Some accident from your playboy days? Yeah, you can come in but we'll have to wait till the end of the meeting before I take you, then we can get ice cream on the way back." According to Helen, things had gone well. Bruce, taking the hint, conceded. The Avengers have been a rotating cast, the only real mainstays are Thor/Cap/Iron Man. Two contrasting boys meet, will they get along? . Tony brushed Peters hair out of his face again, shushing him. Tony chuckled when he saw his friend covering Peters eyes with one flour covered hand. don't question the title i didn't know what else to call this so I just used a quote I said. i hope you enjoy my christmas fic, and happy holidays to those who celebrate!! Now.. Stark, that storms not looking so good.Mmm. It looks like its burning through his hands, mouth, throat, and stomach. Bruce explained. Peter then stormed to him pushing everything in his way. Said Tony.Peter gave a sigh and looked at May. Part of the post-Homecoming series "Strands in the Rope," which attempts to show how Tony and Peter's relationship might have developed between Homecoming and Infinity War, but can stand alone, also. He set the tray down to cool just as Pepper walked in, grocery bags in hand and snow melting in her hair. Peter woke up and forgot for a few minutes. Not in a normal way. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, "A lot of fucked up shit has happened involving Peter Parker and his identity, but never in his life has his secret identity been in the hands of a crazed mass murdered. The Compound kitchen had gone from the baking zone to the cooking zone, as Pepper, now joined by Bruce, prepared the various dishes for their Christmas dinner. As he did, he noticed how raw and red the palms of his hands were, like they had been badly burned. And then on the way to the subway, a dog walker walked by with like seven dogs so I had to stop and say hello to all of them-. He was sent to May and Ben's where he was declared a dual citizen. There was a law that forbid mutants from having human soulmates and Charlie knew she would never meet hers. A voice said from behind them. When missions come up, I will be cordial but I will not spend time with traitors for fun. Thank you for your time! All the time. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". "Why should I?". "Hey Fri, where's dad?" He ducked into an alleyway, walking out of the public eye, and changed into the Spider-Man suit that Mr Stark had made him. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". Tony brushed Peters sweaty curls away from his face as he coughed once again. He is more of a hero then you ever were or ever will be. I baked that monstrosity of a cake with all the love in my heart and you know it, Rhodes. Tony shot back, chuckling himself at the memory. Tony kissed his hand and planted it onto Peters forehead quickly before Bruce sealed the Cradle shut. Nor could anyone else. Pepper had gone to bed some time ago, the chairs in the med bay doing little to support her back and distended stomach. MJ and Ned didn't come to school and Flash made it his mission to make him have a bad day. Baking. my goal was to get it up by christmas, but festive family drama got in the way lmao. Oh, and the Avengers and SHIELD are looking for Spider-Man.Lovely. Peter was walking around town when he got a message, interrupting the music he was blasting into his ears through his earbuds. Hey, kiddo. Tony replied quietly, smiling warmly. Where Peter is the kidnapee and the Avengers keep him captive. Eventually his screams turn into whimpers and pants. He didnt mind. From Irondad prompt #53 by @itsmechara426 on her @irondadmadlads blog! He was now in his last class, chemistry, which was his favorite. His salivas bloody and hes got blood in his stomach, too. Tony wanted to grab Peters hand and hold it, squeeze it, let him know hed be alright, but he stopped when he remembered how burned they were. So,of coursehe was siked. mintchocolatetrixie, Kazooku, a_lonely_little_hufflepuff, LunarPsycho, Sami_rose, TZ69, IceFox606, Aleidagaming, medusamary, Enigmaistaken, LxvelyMxcha, vivisx, Fluttermaus, nophonecaseplease, Pastel_Skys_and_Cloudy_Eyes, 0Aratay0, music_is_the_cure, DaisyBell_Is_Safe, Cheerful_with_a_Twist, Crying_my_eyes_out33, Liliana_A_Susanoo, Peter_Parker02, Wally_Crochet_Squares_AusDen, Gloomy_Draws, bombom_mamasita, Michal1, Nrobi090, RatsHateSunshine, Dont_be_Gay_Now, Ameekay, Bmswartz, DaNidkid, LL_Gshmellow, Ratoelo, Pyromancer556, fool4_you, EmberFromHell, RedRabbit000, Mycaieo, Purpleace16, nishikaa_modi, SeaVo, Kcat92, Violetcupcake20, miraculousemily47, Djiekendbdk, corvidofchaos, creepypastamother, sculpted_sapphires, 44cowboycryptid44, and 1615 more users WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A MURDER VICTIM TURNS UP ON YOUR DOOR? Then, he became Spider-Man. He was now in his last class, chemistry, which was his favorite. "My-" Peter's eyes widened. Peter groaned at the action, but thankfully was still lucid enough to wrap his arms around Tonys neck. What is so urgent that you had to interrupt my meeting? Peter took a gasping breath, and Tony knew his airways were starting to close up. Tags: character: peter parker, character: steve rogers, character: tony stark, theme: abuse. He looked like he was fading fast. He didnt really have to, but he made a (Aloysius, you're damned retarded, but you can not understand that. The more they meet the more they flirt as he realizes she's a vigilante, until her capture. These cookies arent gonna bake themselves. It was Peppers turn to chuckle as Tony bowed towards Rhodey in compliance. He didnt really have to, but he made a. first impression on Bruce because of it). When he got to his door he saw the door unlocked thinking May was home. " And then this weird guy on the train tried to sell me candy which I was too tempted to take but I didnt cause there was probably like razor blades or rat poison or something in it-, Harley ducked his head and poorly hid a laugh behind his hand, Tony tried once more, Pete-, Also Im pretty sure Sam and Clint are having another prank war because I narrowly avoided getting a bucket of rainbow glitter dumped on my head on my way up, so watch out for that-, Anyways, Ive been working on a new web formula all day and Im stuck on this last equation, I was hoping you could look at it and-. If he hadn't of had their names the search would of taken unnecessary hours "Hey Mr Stark, can I?". The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies) Iron Man (Movies) Relationship: Peter Parker & Tony Stark Characters: Peter Parker Tony Stark Nick Fury James "Rhodey" Rhodes Phil Coulson Natasha Romanov (Marvel) Clint Barton Steve Rogers Bruce Banner DUM-E (mentioned) JARVIS (mentioned) Additional Tags: Tony Stark. It appears Mr. Parker is experiencing symptoms similar to hydrochloric acid poisoning. The AI replied. Ich bin sicher, Sie werden Gefngnis genieen." A one shot. There is a living room. Now on Christmas Eve, I will post an unexpected Christmas special I've been working on for a couple of weeks. When Peter landed in his signature pose next to Tony, he got a better look at the men. -Sorry the British thing didn't come back later on but I liked the way it came it. asked Clint with a smug look out of Peters grip and rubbing his head. Rhodey tried pulling Tony away as he looked up to the ceiling. left kudos on this work! "He's in conference room a. Sorry if I offended anyone!! Sorry Im late. wrong almost. He just wanted to help make the world a better place, but instead he got stabbed. ", Peter snorted. You can stay on Floor 25. Peter Parker's Field Trip to Stark Industries. Then he was late to the bus. She walked up to Tony and kissed him on the cheek, giggling at the flour all over the kitchen. Movies ACTION ADVENTURE COMEDY OVERPOWERED GENIUS MARVEL FUTURE UNPRINCIPLED AVENGERS SPIDERMAN 4.51 Tony Stark dies October 17th 2023. Of course he stayed in touch with some of his friends from town, but it wasn't the same. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and the Island of the Misfit Toys. Said Peter confidently with his American Accent." I'm looking for a fic where the Avengers know Peter (not as Spiderman), and they notice his bruises/wounds and think he's being abused, but it's actually because Peter is Spiderman. "MY ARROWS!MY BOWS! and being the son of Tony Stark, it can really get hectic. Clint then gave a scared look and asked," W-What is he going to do?". " Stark has everything broadcasted. That's just his luck, isn't it? Around 5:45, Peters eyes fluttered. Bruce sighed. He ate some quickly. He's living the dream, interning at Stark Industries under a watchful eye of (mentor???) Digestive system, too.. "Oh! Almost everyone that knows Peter has a soft spot for him. But, the man has to deal with the fact Peter isnt a hero, and is in fact, a vigilante. They made eye contact. Ned wanted to show me this new comic book he got which actually looked really cool, I think im going to borrow it, The brunette dropped his bag on the floor and automatically made his way to his corner of the lab, never looking up from his notes, oblivious to the other teenager in the room. Peter knows its not because nobody cares, because they do. Peter stood up and walked over to him. and comments are the only way i really know if people enjoy what i'm posting!!! Stand down. His ears caught the sound of something skittering and his heart skipped a beat. Peter's life as an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. . Stark smiled as well. I've had to clean my room and hair that takes fucking time. She knew what he was thinking, of telling Tony the truth, she just nodded and Peter said," I was never American in first place, I'm from Kingston upon Thames, Surrey, England. Ned was the first since his house was closer to the school. Bruce? Helens voice came through the ceiling. WHAT THE FUCK PETER! Theres peppermint oil in the spritz cookies. Rhodey recalled. Oh, did those ever end?" Also. His dad said, very clearly agitated. I was ten when someone," he sent a pointed glare at Bucky who had been revealed as the culprit "bombed my parents plane. When Violet gets into some trouble and is "rescued" by some passing Avengers, she's taken to Stark Tower, and promptly introduced to the gang. Do you have scans? Helen asked, her voice now just as concerned as everyone else. Peter hoped so because those were the kind of apology cookies that Stark was going to get. "Ah, ah, ah!" Its somewhere else. hey siri? Peter Parker was anxious to go home. Looks like Penny has one more thing to worry about. He stopped dead in his tracks. Youre gonna be okay, Pete. Twelve years passed and the family was still grieving, and Tony Stark worked tirelessly to find his only childs killer and gain justice for his son. When he got to his room he had no time to react. Mr. They wanted me to stop talking in my accent but it was stuck to me since it was a painful memory of what happened , so I practiced the American accent and spoke it in public and since then everyone assumes I'm American but here I speak normally." Tony sat closer to Peters bed, carefully grabbing one of his bandaged hands. Right?His i suck at these pls give it a go its not awful. Tony, Rhodey, Bruce, and Pepper spent the early hours of Christmas morning waiting at Peters bedside for him to wake up after his six hour procedure. But were still testing use on anything internal. What the hell? Peter looked up at Tony with pleading eyes, his body growing weaker by the second. It was a rare sight to see when the two were together and there was no contact between them. The only reason I have so far for the rating is the fight scenes and mental health problems, basically it's about the same level of each as canon is. I didn't say or do anything." "Thanks mate!" "You need to warn a man! To this, the Avengers just looked confused. Like, dirt poor. Rhodey cleared his throat loudly, causing Pepper and Tony to break apart. Sorry for the strong language. I really wasnt lying When I said I would die for those cookies, you know. Peter assured, causing the room to burst into laughter. But when the Rogue Avengers (and his Poppa) are forced to return to the tower, Peter is forced to confront their past and deal with the awkward tensions between the two. He just brushed it off thinking it was maybe his laundry time or something else. I hope you updated the wireless interface on the Cradle, Tony. She pointed out, the Cradle across the room starting up. i mean you're already down here, aren't you? Well, all except Tony who was in the floor rolling off laughter at what Peter just said and looked like since he knew Italian and that wasn't far from the language he just spoke but still shocked he knew this language. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Peter was having a bad day.First Clint dumped a bucket of glitter on him to wake up. Get back to work, Tony. Peter but his lip so hard it began to draw blood. Peter smirked to himself, glad it was hidden under his mask "Damn, they're speaking German Mr Stark." He didn't perfect the American accent for no reason. But THEN some weird stuff happens and suddenly he's the Avengers' bodyguard. "Sorry to interrupt, but where exactly are we going?" Rhodey asked on behalf of everyone. Peter scaled the building, leaving his backpack behind a dumpster with webs keeping it there, and started to swing to the scene. On the other side of the table was Sam Wilson, Natasha Romanoff, Wanda Maximoff, Bucky Barnes, and Steve Rogers. That night, Tony learned another of many lessons about his Spider-Kid the hard way; Peter Parker and peppermint After all, tragic backstories must always come to light. The one skill hes never quite been able to master. Yeah, everyone knows that Tony Stark loves to learn. If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Proceed", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). He was tapping his shoe and glancing at the clock being impatient. Everything is good. ", "Geez kid." Tony then started laughing at Clint rolling in the floor at what Peter was about to do. You should get one too. asked Tony in the most respectful matter possible." We need to get him to the med bay. It was a terribly awful cake. The genius bumped his head in shock at the sudden intrusion. The Rouge Avengers are Back in the Tower :D Peter isn't quite sure how to feel at first. He looked over at Tony, pretending to be upset. (All platonic, all the time, folks!). Ese Hijo de puta se las va a ver conmigo.= That son of a bitch is going to see it, 2. He ingested peppermint oil, and its not sitting so well with his spider DNA. Helen was silent for a moment as Bruce looked over him. Please consider turning it on! Rhodey brought over a garbage can for Peter, who was still vomiting, which Tony held under his chin. Then he met Ned and lost Gwen. Hed been excited to help Iron Man, excited to meet the other Avengers. "Who are you?" "Ok." answered Happy not wanting to get in his bad side. Friday called from the ceiling, causing him to flush red. "Peter, did you say?" "Vielen Dank fr Ihre Hilfe, meine Herren. "Ngh.. hurts He forced out, Bruce now taking a knee next to Rhodey. Tony was sat in between Rhodey and Peter, the latter leaning against his chest, having his curls played with absent mindedly. "Friday said that the meeting was a low level one and I could interrupt because you said that I could go visit May today but I can't drive.". "Not to rude or anything but, WHY ARE WE GOING TO THE COMPOUND. Peter was holding his hands up to his mouth, his eyes screwed shut in pain. When he got there, Iron Man was facing off three men, their clothes stained with fresh blood and alien-looking knives in their grip. If you substitute the peppermint for something else so I can still have some cookies, we can call it even? Peter proposed, lifting his hand from Rhodeys lap. Part 5 of Irondad and his Spiderling. If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again. mix. "Mista Stark!" Charlotte 'Charlie' James was a seventeen year old mutant that lived with normals, she was one of twelve that was give to human family in an attempt to see if living among them would make them normal or easy to control. Peter and Tony get kidnapped but this time they have a vendetta against Spider-man. "Since when do you speak Spanish?" The only reason he got this opportunity was because he had the best grades in the school and the school would be paying for his plane tickets and hotel. It was from Mr Stark and only said a few words 'Spidey's needed'. Soon Peter screamed,"Barton te adverti ahora te vas al carajo y voy a cumplir mi promesa.". Please watch: "Hugh Jackman Most Insane Stunts Without A Stunt Double(Part-2) | Performing Stunts On His Own" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f49F6WI95cY --~. You know Im not cleaning all this up, right? She said as she set the bags down on the counter and began taking her gloves and scarf off. Helen is gonna take amazing care of you, and when you wake up youll feel good as new. Peter tapped something on Tonys wrist, so quickly he almost missed it. One of them was looking around wildly, searching for a way out but found nothing. A chance to do it all over again. You have a few too many cookies, Pete? Tony asked, concerned when Peter sat up from his embrace. 1205 guests Still the best birthday present youve ever gotten me. Rhodey smiled as he continued teaching Peter how the cookie press worked. When the bell rang, Peter was already out of how fast he ran. Black Widow was there, Hawkeye on the nearby rooftops, both pointing their weapons at the trio. Helen is gonna take amazing care of you, and when you wake up youll feel good as new. Peter tapped something on Tonys wrist, so quickly he almost missed it. The world grieved as the kidnappers gleefully told the devastated parents theyd find his body in the morning. NOAH PARKER AND HIS SUPER BROTHER [+ A/N ABOUT REQUESTS], BROKEN LIGHT BULBS, MIDNIGHT WALKS AND GUNS, PETER'S MOST HATED TEACHER [TRIGGER WARNING], DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU [HALLOWEEN SPECIAL], QUEENS TEENAGE DETECTIVES: THE UNFORTUNATE ENCORE, HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS [SHORT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL], GAMES, MASKS, AND RECALLS TO THE PAST [REQUESTED PART TWO], BODY SNATCHERS, LOKI, AND TEENAGERS IN SPACE (WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG), "STOP SENDING CHILDREN TO FIGHT YOUR WARS", QUEEN'S TEENAGE DETECTIVES: BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER. "A warning for Clint," replied Peter with a furious look taking his features remembering the prank Clint pulled. Rhodey, Peter, and Tony, were all sitting on the large couch in the common area just off of the kitchen, watching Due to your own problems, you happened to have been in the same predicament as him. Then, his uncle. All character rights to Marvel, In this one shot Peter is British but no one knows except May.Peter Parker was anxious to go home. Tony is the first one who initiates the kiss kiss with petey. Tony needs to give a speechbut is incapacitated, His appointed rep needs to do the brief for him, Peter did not mean to meet the Avengers this way and he knows as soon as Tony is up people are going to be getting fired. Hey Mr. Stark! You talked in a smooth British accent like you where from there now explain, since when are you british?" Entedido hijo de puta?=. FRIDAY?The storm ahead is unusually large, and there has been a tornado warning issued about 13 miles ahead of you.Well, that doesnt sound promising. Peter tried to keep his face a smooth as possible as the group around him talked in Italian, the Avengers promising they would explain later. The Avengers Find Out Peter Parker is Spider-Man Post-Captain America: Civil War (Movie) Steve Rogers Feels Peter Parker Calls Tony Stark "Dad" Spider Man stumbles into the tower with a serious wound looking for Tony, only to find himself face to face with Captain America and the Black Widow, who aren't supposed to be there. Tony shouted at the murderers, his hand aimed at one of them, the other two already a target for Natasha and Bird Brain. mumbled Peter cleaning his room. The reaction seems to be in response to peppermint, boss. Friday supplied. He couldn't wait so he could go to Mr.Stark's lab to update his suit as they had agreed. I had a bit of trouble starting it but I hope it's enjoyable none the less!~.~.~. Peter Parker is Queens, born and raised. It's almost funny, my colleagues are Barend and Claudius, and we're your worst nightmare. Peter called, hoping his father would open the door. Before anyone could say anything more, Peters eyes shot open and a coffee ground like substance came up out of his mouth. . If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Proceed", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). His American accent had disappeared and had turned to a British one. Hydra agent 'Spider' is sent out on a mission to retrieve blueprints from Avengers Tower. Still tired.. Peter said to no one in particular as his eyes slipped shut, like he was just realizing it. (Or: Peter makes a mistake and feels guilty.). Then he was late to the bus. He lived with them until he was ten, then his parents were killed in a targeted plane bombing. The pain is starting to become unbearable. Due to a misunderstanding, Deadpool tracks down Peter Parker in an attempt to uncover the information he believes Peter has on Daredevil. "Friday, who's there?" Hes reacting as a spider would, but it appears to be a much more intense reaction. She observed. Tony instinctively reached up to brush some hair away from Peters face. Friday said the symptoms resemble that of hydrochloric acid poisoning. Peter tried to figure out what Tony was making a list of. How did you get those, love?, Thor asked. No matter what anyone said to him, he felt responsible for what happened to Peter. Baking. His heart was in his throat and Peter stood again. Nor could anyone else. The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Marvel Cinematic Universe Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark Peter Parker & James "Rhodey" Rhodes Bruce Banner & Peter Parker Pepper Potts/Tony Stark James "Rhodey" Rhodes & Tony Stark Bruce Banner & Tony Stark Peter Parker & Pepper Potts Bruce Banner & James "Rhodey" Rhodes Characters: Peter meets Harley for the first time and doesnt know how to react, so he curses out Tony in Italian. ", "That's awesome kid.." Tony frowned at his veryrealaccent. Peter did not mean to meet the Avengers this way and he knows as soon as Tony is up people are going to be . Btw this is a old draft from last year so if it's bad don't blame now me but past me ok?. Look I'm warning you one more joke and I'm breaking all your arrows and bows, painting your room purple with feathers, and banning you from the vents. Meanwhile Peter begins to discover things about his biological mother he never knew. Tony tossed a cloud of flour in both Peter and Rhodeys direction, their laughter rising over. Tony was too anxious to wash Peters flesh off of his arm, worried it was the last thing he would have of Peter, but after about an hour the smell became too much to bare. His appointed rep needs to do the brief for him. Its Peter. Tony called out. You know I made sure everything in this place is always in top shape. Tony assured. He was born in Queens, when his parents were visiting Ben and May. He just never does the things that matter inside Oscorp. And boy, did he find one, Peter was boiling. His two internship options. 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