Max Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Drama, We are here to make money! Fuzzy Bear over there? The biggest IPO in this firm's history, what the fuck is he doing? But it's not like what you think or whatever, you know Jordan Belfort: I'm gonna take custody of the kids. I just, I had a minute and I Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Technically, you do work for me. Daddy shouldn't waste his time. Martin Scorsese 's The Wolf of Wall Street is a darkly comedic portrayal of unrestrained Wall Street hedonism and greed that ranks among the maestro's greatest works of the last decade. Is your landlord ready to evict you? Mark Hanna: , and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. No, I'm not fucking letting you near my kids! Jordan Belfort: Watch. Postmedia Network Inc. | 365 Bloor Street East, Toronto, Ontario, M4W 3L4 | 416-383-2300. Jordan Belfort: See, for a brief fleeting moment, I'd forgotten I was rich and I lived in a place where everything was for sale. That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard in my fucking life! I understand perfectly, you American shit. I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. Jordan Belfort: Max Belfort: My fucking warriors, who will not hang up the phone until their client either buys *or fucking dies!*. Back in the 1990s, Belfort ran. So boring. Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: You know what? After all, the IRS knew about this sort of stuff, didnt they? I will not die sober! Jordan Belfort: They cure cancer? I want to. If you sell $10,000 worth of this stock, I will personally give you a blowjob for free. Naomi Lapaglia: Give him time. Jordan Belfort: right? The fucking hero I'm gonna be back at the office when the Bureau seizes this fucking boat. there's some very awkward but funny, laugh out loud, moments that i'm still thinking about and laughing to myself over long after viewing. Jordan Belfort: Is it, is it mayhem? It's fairy dust. Mark Hanna: Sides? [peeing on his subpoena] New world. The story is the memoir of Jordan Belfort, a Long Island kid played by Leonardo DiCaprio who rose to become a millionaire penny stock scammer and boiler-room boss. Jordan Belfort: Good, pick up the phone and start dialing! So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I can't go down there, Jordan. Right, right. Stay up-to-date on all the latest Rotten Tomatoes news! All Quotes Jordan Belfort: Shit about you and your cousin or something like that. Say hi to Rocco and Rocco! But he didn't go along with us. Oh, California? Jordan Belfort: I got five more just like you, bro. And act as if you are already a tremendous success, and as sure as I stand here today - you will become successful., You dont choose who you fall in love with, do you? Jordan Belfort: I'm also Dutch, German, English. Yeah. Funny, self-referential, and irreverent to a fault, The Wolf of Wall Street finds Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio at their most infectiously dynamic. In fact, back in the good old days, when getting blasted over lunch was considered normal corporate behavior, the IRS referred to these types of expenses as three-martini lunches! He was making so much money selling Quaaludes that he become the Quaalude King of Bayside. What a greek tragedy! Get off me! They don't give a shit about money. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort, On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. I'm not ashamed to admit it: my first time in prison, I was terrified. But you You, Jordan, you got this way all on your own. You were, like, screaming at people. My Aunt Emma. See those little black boxes? Give me a kiss, sweetheart. You be ferocious! There is no such thing as bad publicity. Go on. Cocaine and hookers, my friend. You're not taking my kids, sweetheart. Guys with sales experience. Naomi Lapaglia: Oh my God, the emperor of Fucksville came down from Fucksville to give me a pass! Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Jurassic Park Movies Ranked By Tomatometer, The Most Anticipated TV & Streaming Shows of March 2023, Pokmon Detective Pikachu Sequel Finds Its Writer and Director, and More Movie News. Donnie. The 3 keys to success in Straight Line Persuasion. Sound good, John? Think about it. Its because you have not learnt enough. Naomi Lapaglia: Its a whazy. You're not fucking taking my children you vicious fucking cunt, you! Luckily we're in first class. Twice a day. I'm pretty fucking sure. Good! [pauses] That's right, out of all the Swiss bankers in Miami, it had to be him! Mark Hanna: Mark Hanna : So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all fucking happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his fucking money and run home, you . What, you wanna go inside and blow some lines of baking powder, baking soda? No, I don't wanna implode, sir. What kind of person are you? No, no, this can be explained. it doesnt exist. I love you, baby. This is a fucking mayday! And you brought in all the sides Tell him about the sides. Max Belfort: Captain Ted Beecham: Oh baby. I dont even listen to it half the time. Jordan Belfort, Every person around here, they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly. The nice thing about being rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance. You cleaning your fishbowl? I got this non-alcoholic shit Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Do you really think that I don't know what you're up to? Well, like you said there's no friends on Wall Street. I do it 'cause I fucking *need* to. Everybody on point! It's not like that. Does that ring a bell? You're sick! You're a father now. No shit. What? Come on, baby. They're bald - they're bald from the eyebrows down. Perfect Hildy Azoff: Can't imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up. Who is the one who flew in here at 3:00 in the morning on their stupid helicopter and woke up Skylar? People tend to give up. The Wolf of Wall Street by Jordan Belfort 34,928 ratings, 3.73 average rating, 2,462 reviews Open Preview The Wolf of Wall Street Quotes Showing 1-27 of 27 "Act as if! Donnie Azoff: Patrick Denham: Okay, mommy likes to play games with daddy. Donnie Azoff: the success of scorsese's wolf of wall street is that it's enjoyable to watch and it shouldnt be. Why would You be so cruel as to use the king of Japanese restaurants to take me down? Is that right? Mark Hanna: I didn't even want to bring it up. It's got no no alcohol. What kind of hooker takes credit cards? Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: You wanna fuck me? Naomi Lapaglia: Whether America plans to invade Switzerland in the upcoming months. Okay, let's do it. Jordan Belfort: Its fairy dust. If you did it long enough, he was certain to piss right back at you. Yet Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: I was born too - too early. Pound for pound theyre stronger than grizzly bears, and, if you want to know the truth, they happen to scare the living shit out of me. Search, discover and share your favorite The Wolf Of Wall Street GIFs. By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. Dont worry, it wont take long. Coming Soon. Naomi Lapaglia: Power. Jordan Belfort: Because at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of a limo, wearing a $2,000 suit and a $40,000 gold fucking watch! Jordan Belfort, See those little black boxes? Jordan Belfort: Is she like a first cousin, or is she Donnie Azoff: The movie also features the "One of Us" chant, which is a reference to the 1930s horror movie Freaks. People have been buzzing about Martin Scorsese's new movie, "The Wolf of . They all want something for nothing. Donnie Azoff: I've done a lot of bad shit, I'm going to hell! Together with his trusted lieutenant (Jonah Hill) and a merry band of brokers, Belfort makes a huge fortune by defrauding wealthy investors out of millions. You just made love to me. In London. What the fuck are you talking about? I haven't eaten all day. Naomi Lapaglia: Welcome back. Maybe sell the house. Jordan Belfort: Act as if you're a wealthy man, rich already, and then you'll surely become rich. John, one thing I can promise you, even in this market, is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners. This is what you do? I still have family over there, though. [narration] Oh, hey! [when asked who is Captain Ahab] Naomi Lapaglia: Did you? Hi, how you doing? Really, really great. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: 40 Alfred Adler Quotes That Will Make You Reflect. What are you, a fucking owl? Not Italy. In fact, she's decided to throw them all away. How are you doing today? Coming Soon. There were more over here. She's the best. What a Greek tragedy honey! I'm a mutt. the Terms and Policies, and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. Technically, you do work for me. Donnie Azoff, Ill tell you what: Im never eating at Benihana again. I want to stay married, Dad, but it's crazy out there. All day long, decimal points, high frequencies. Brooklyn. Anyway, the Blue Chips took credit cards, so what was wrong with writing them off on your taxes? $26,000 for one fucking dinner! [narrating to the camera] Last month you were a wine connoisseur, and now youre an aspiring landscape architect, Isnt that right? Jordan Belfort, You got my money taped to your tits, honey. Oh, my God! Is your landlord ready to evict you? R (Graphic Nudity|Drug Use|Language Throughout|Some Violence|Strong Sexual Content), Comedy, Sell that. I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. Because I can't keep track of your professions, honey. And any fines that I have to pay wouldn't be due until after I've served my term, so we'd still have plenty of money leftover. Jordan Belfort: Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid, and in no time, I'll make 'em rich. Mr. Hanna, you're able to do drugs during the day and then still function, still do your job? Regal Like the whole Donnie Azoff: Right! Asking specific questions to gather intelligence and to understand the customers needs. This is "Wall Street" but with Leonardi DiCaprio and Jonah Hill on Quaaludes. Mark Hanna: A Long Island mansion featured in Martin Scorsese's 2013 film "Wolf of Wall Street" is listed for $10 million. I love you so much. Its a woozie. Jordan Belfort: California, baby! Without you, theyre just worthless hunks of plastic. Naomi Lapaglia: Donnie, this isn't this isn't funny, you gotta untie me, buddy. It's just stupid. Get the ludes downstairs! Me, I jack it 12-15 times a week. By the early 1990s, while still in his 20s, Belfort founds his own firm, Stratton Oakmont. Naomi Lapaglia: Trained professionals to guide you through the financial wilderness. Give yourself no choice but to succeed. Sell me that pen. I'm fucked up, Brad. Theyre not buying shit. Alden Kupferberg, Who? The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. Who's Venice? My killers, my killers who will not take no for an answer. fucking digits. The jet skis just went overboard! Jordan Belfort: In 2013 it was adapted into a movie by the same name. Jordan Belfort: They're not buying shit. What I'm asking, you Swiss dick, is are you going to fuck me over?