Rajeev has claimed that Willis is actually his first name, and not just his middle name. Unfortunately, Chester was electrocuted during his first appearance on Feb. 7, 2016 and had part of his arm amputated. He at one point claimed that he was created asexually by Buddha himself, and his foster parents found him at their doorstep in a basket also containing green peas, needless to say this is extremely improbable. He is known to be the definition of "smart ass" and is seen as unprofessional at many times on the program. by While Jonathon Hills has been shown to be aggressive to other hotlines, he has shown mild support for other hotlines such as The Antifa Hotline which would make sense because they are both radical democrats who think they are "Communist" or "Anarchist" despite knowing little to nothing about the ideologies whatsoever. Whether this is true or not is unknown, though it is unlikely that Jonathan will ever come clean about the events regarding his ex-wife.

When Jonathon claimed that Rajeev was making more than he did in India, he said that he was being paid $1 per month, and was making $500 a month (or ₹34,425 a month) in India.


This can 'wind' Jonathon up making him tenser during the show. Jonathon Hills says 'You can shove it up my rectum'[sic] when people make mean or offensive remarks. Common Memes from Show Jonathon is quite weak as shown when he is frequently beaten by co-hosts such as Mathis Miles and Charlie Fraser so it is unknown how he is able to restrain these co-hosts in his basement; (according to theories), though it is most likely through deception. At this moment Burke is on a leave of absence from the program while he lives in his residence in California.

Burke is currently undecided on who he wants as the president of the United States.

It's possible that Jonathon did attempt a castration but failed or stopped midway as Mathis Miles saw Jonathon's penis in the episode "Vaccines cause Autism" stating that his penis was "scarred and bloody".

"Wesley" – In Jul. Jonathon was keeping him in a cage, feeding him dog food, and only paying him 10¢ an hour which is clearly highly illegal as the minimum wage is $11/hour in his home state of California. It has been claimed by callers that his real name is Wesley, but gets extremely upset when someone says that. Jeremy Fox, the Co-Host extra, was born in Chicago, Illinois in the suburbs. He has most notably been involved in several acts of assault, battery, and kidnapping.

In August 2018, Gregory Pecks attempted to murder Jonathon Hills. He has also threatened to text the authorities on the joke callers and "track/route" the calls with his "software".

© 2007-2020 Literally Media Ltd. No thanks, take me back to the meme zone! He first guest-moderated on the Buddhism Hotline after a chance meeting with the show's creator Jonathon Hills at SeaWorld in The Sunshine State: California, where he currently teaches Psychology at Pitzer College. Hills met collaborators Dr. Gregory Pecks, PhD and Burke Baxter by chance at SeaWorld, where he was attempting to convert captive orca to Buddhism after watching the documentary Blackfish. His family was tragically killed in a skiing accident. He has also said he "slowly and painfully" castrated himself with a butter knife, though this is very debatable as Jacob and Liquid have both said that Jonathon does have a penis but is very small with Jonathon's own estimations of it before the castration being "nearly 1 inch". is serving a short sentence in jail for urinating on a local Christian Church but is expected to be on a recovery out.
Assassination attempts: A caller on the unrelated Jehovah's Witness Chatline claiming to be a member of the FBI, claimed that Jonathon attempted to assassinate Andre, the host of the show, and Nicholas Hayes, the host of the Hinduism Chatline. However, in June of 2016, it was revealed Jonathon had a son named though Maths claims that Javon is his son and Katie was attempting to get child support payments from Jonathon.