Alfred Morris, of course! The team finished the regular season in 4th, losing in the preliminary final to the eventual premiers, the Cronulla Sharks. Oh, no, no, no- they are amateurs- they pale in comparison to the Cowboys fans waiting, just WAITING for the moment we hit playoff contention. Some people are fans of the Dallas Cowboys. The official source for NFL news, video highlights, fantasy football, game-day coverage, schedules, stats, scores and more. I legitimately convince myself every few hours that it was actually smart for us to take Ezekiel Elliot over Jalen Ramsey because of how explosive our offense MAY POTENTIALLY be for the next 4-5 years. A questionable fourth-down decision in the fourth quarter cost the Cowboys a chance to tie the score. What’s new that sucks: Hey, Darren McFadden broke his elbow!
If I could start over and pick a different team to follow, I would. The Cowboys are a perfect avatar for Dallas, a city that is both large and utterly pointless, surrounded by shithead housewives with Make America Great Again hats, bad roots, and Botox injected directly into their brains. Outside of the Hardy fiasco, last season was notable for the following things: 1. Fuck Rolando McClain.
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I keep hoping that during one of the 80,000 times a game that they cut to Jerry’s stupid face up in the owner’s box, a red dot will appear on his forehead and the TV feed will suddenly cut out. 2015. I really wish I could stop being a fan of the Cowboys until Jerry dies, but unfortunately that’s just not how fandom works. Best of all, our owner has a little game he likes to play, where he fills out a roster using San Quentin cast offs and staples it to a flaming bag of dog shit that he leaves on our coach’s doorstep at3am on game day. Something went wrong.
I don’t know why I’m a Cowboys fan. Jerry only drafted Ezekiel Elliot because his name sounds like a brand of single malt scotch. That’s how fucked we are. We are the darlings of the NFL. (25) SUPER Football Hot Pack Card Lot! Fuck Randy Gregory. End this madness.
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